Friendships: Men vs Women

Crying Men, Women,

A little joke about the difference between friendships between women and men. Funny and True!


Friendship between women: A woman doesn’t come home one night. The next day she tells her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The husband calls his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them know anything about it.


Friendship between men: A man doesn’t come home one night. The next day he tells his wife that he had slept over at a friend’s house. The wife calls her husband’s 10 best men friends. Eight of them confirm that he had slept over, and two claim that he is still there.


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Church seeking drinks licence

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A vicar is to apply for a drinks licence so he can sell wine and beer at his small village church.


The Reverend Geraint ap Iorwerth could be made licensee of St Peter ad Vincula Church in Pennal, near Machynlleth, close to the Powys-Gwynedd border.


He joked that there were plans to serve more than just spirits, though, with lager and wine on the menu too. Mr ap Iorwerth said he might also open a bar with proper pub-style pumps in a new church cafe in the future. But at the moment the licence is needed to sell and serve drinks at parish functions such as concerts, weddings or christenings.


The vicar will go to magistrates’ court next month to apply for the licence. Mr ap Iorwerth said: "It is quite common for larger churches and cathedrals to apply for a licence, and we want to make sure we are within the law. I would love to think that at certain times of the year people could come down in the evening to have a drink


"We have plans to serve lager and red and white wine - that is what the average punter wants." He added: "We also want to serve drinks at a cafe at the rear of the church. "We have also received requests from people planning weddings who would like drinks and canapés after their service and before the reception. "It would be nice to serve drinks at concerts, Christmas and New Year’s Eve too.


"A small bar is a possibility. I would love to think that at certain times of the year people could come down in the evening to have a drink." ’Sharing bread’ Earlier this month, the Archbishop of Wales Dr Barry Morgan told a conference in Llandudno that churches should "think creatively" about facilities. The Church in Wales said St Peter ad Vincula Church had a gallery cafe so the licence would enable it to serve alcohol to customers.


"The Church in Wales welcomes initiatives such as this which encourage people to come to churches and to see them as places where they can relax, socialise and share food and drink," said a spokeswoman. "Indeed, sharing bread and wine is an essential part of the Christian ministry. "We see alcohol, taken in moderation and used responsibly, as something to enjoy with others."


But Carol Bodza of Glansychan stores and off-licence and Susan Crossley of the Riverside Hotel in Pennal, oppose Mr ap Iorwerth’s plans. Mrs Bodza said: "We have no objection to the cafe, but I don’t see why he (Mr ap Iorwerth) needs to apply for a licence to sell alcohol. "Both our off-licence and the hotel is less than 100 yards away from the church and we feel this could affect our business."


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World Fattest Child??

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The child eats 10,000 calories a day, she cannot walk or bear physical strain and his cardiovascular system is at risk. Seven-year-old Jessica Gaude differs greatly from her pals. With 222 kilograms, she is the fattest child in the world.


She eats 10,000 calories each day in Coca-Colas, 15 hamburgers with fries and several kilograms of chocolate. What she eats in one day some children eat in half a year. Her breakfast consists of white bread, potato chips and two litres of coke. And she wants more. When she last visited the doctor four years ago she had 110 kilograms. Unfortunately, she can no longer run and instead of walking she drags herself on the floor. Under such bodily weight her bones have already become distorted.


Mother Carolyn gives her daughter whatever the child wants. In the first week after she was born, when the baby cried because of stomach pains, the mother calmed her by feeding her with a bottle because she thought the child was hungry. “I gave her the bottle and she wanted more and more. It was not enough for her and she was constantly hungry”, Jessica’s mother says.


The doctors warn that the child’s health is already dangerously at risk and could die if not treated. Unfortulately, Jessica’s mother does not understand medicine, her child is prescious to her and continues to feed her sweets.


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